Inventing Vocabulary

Ass garbage.

I created this today.

And I don’t mean excrement, although I did create that, too. (I’ve been a productive young lady today)

“Ass garbage” is a term I used when referring to my intense bladder infection pain: “I feel like straight ass garbage.”

It can be somewhat related to booty produce, since I  did refer to my disgusting, “I might be dying sooner than I hoped” flatulence as “100% ass garbage.”

Ass garbage.

Start tossing this guy into your vernacular today!

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