My Dog Needs to Chill Out

I calmly and casually get up from my couch to go to the bathroom. As soon as I start to stand, my dog suddenly explodes from behind the couch, sprinting dramatically to my side and just stares me down. It is awkward.

I stare back at her. “What the f*ck do you think is happening here?”

She escorts me to the bathroom.

“I’m fine, you can go now.”

Proceeds to press nose to bottom of the door and snorts at me.

“Really, I’m fine.”

Snorts again, breathing at me through the door.

“Please go away.”

I think I’m trapped in here.

Does anyone else’s dog do this every time you get up for anything?

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